You Should NeverMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Lesbians because you'll only end up with a Unicorn in your Cervix." I never quite understood his advice until one National Butterscotch Pudding Day, I was gardening with my best friend Elise. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Meaty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Elise saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!