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You Should NeverMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Lesbians because you'll only end up with a Unicorn in your Cervix." I never quite understood his advice until one National Butterscotch Pudding Day, I was gardening with my best friend Elise. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Meaty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Elise saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

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by =Lolisoup, Aug 7, 2012, 5:37:20 PM
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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Lesbians because you'll only end up with a Unicorn in your Cervix." I never quite understood his advice until one National Butterscotch Pudding Day, I was gardening with my best friend Elise. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Meaty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Elise saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

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